Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You dont lie about slip and slides
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
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