I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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