awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
All I remember is pissing by the garage and the next thing I know I'm on fire
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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