Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I think i got beer on your cat.
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