Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
then you dropped a clam in a draught beer like it was a drop shot and and started chugging as beer spewed all over your body.
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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