Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
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