How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I'm a 23 year old adult who just ordered condoms online from Target because I'm still too embarrassed to buy them in the store.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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