So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
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