Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
