I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
so I think we need to change lawn care services...the guy woke me up by the pool while I was naked...told me he already picked up all the beer cans for us and gave me his number for the next time we party...
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
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