oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
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I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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