He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
If he ever pulls my hair again, I'm going to conveniently have lock jaw. Then he can decide whether pain during sex is still fucking appealing.
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