I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
oh yeah, there may or may not be a large boa loose in the house when you get home.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
You made out with both twins? Ten points to you!
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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