Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Haha yeah that's basically it. He was like "i've always had a thing for you, and even sober i still would do and feel the same way." so glad to know i am worthy of a sober hookup as well.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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