By the end of the second bowl I was making sound effects to every hand movement he made.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
If you loved me you'd bring cheese fries and a condom
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
You're the best thing in my life, followed closely by cannabis and trashy romance novels
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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