is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
Beer vodka and pink lemonade powder mixed together. So. Many. Penises. My vagina will be calling out to them tonight. Coooooooooooooome.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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