margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Let's make a rule now, to not smoke weed out of our trumpets. After tonight.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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