she's like the human form of herpes, as soon as you think she's gone for good you have another out break.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
omg i wish you could see the front of my car.
There's literally a dust print of your body and your arm trying to hold on and the other one where your fingers visibly dragged down the hood.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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