I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
My whole house smells like Spaghetti-Os and cat litter. I think I've failed as an adult.
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
Randomize
