:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
just walked by a lingerie store, the sign out front, "Specials for Father's Day", in no way is that just not wrong.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Definitely went to court without a bra and panties because Mr. LastNight’s dog stole them. I guarantee you I was the only lawyer going commando in court
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