Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
Randomize
