Thats not how I planned it, its just the way she passed out
I seem to have left my pride at pride
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
It's official we're now working from home permanently. I'm getting paid to have sex and sandwiches. I hit the lottery.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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