How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
And I might have stolen a bag of Doritos out of Matt's car and hid them in my bag and gave individual chips out to people dancing, trying to convince people they were mini tacos.. Like why Am I allowed to be an adult
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
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