Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
Bruh. He just said the words "cyber sex"-is it 1999?
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
