im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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