I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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