am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
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