I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
I'm texting you know although you won't get this until you wake up. the only reason you are strapped to your bed is because you were trying to fly out your window.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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