He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
He said he was trying to live vicariously through me. I didn't have the heart to tell him that meant he was vicariously fucking his best friend.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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