If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
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