you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
Do you think "I had sex with my co-worker last night I don't think I can come in today" is a good excuse?
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
She fell onto my light and broke all four plants. I don't care how good the blowjob was.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
I was the girl at the bar last night passing out free condoms and making sure everyone knew how to use them to keep the population down
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
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