if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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