So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
thanks for showing me a good time......and your penis a few times. Thanks especially for that.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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