Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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