I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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