"it" just moved
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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