It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
Lets now bow our heads and think of girls with ex boyfriends who were great at fingering them. That's so sad.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
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