how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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