what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
The nice lady at the neighborhood liquor store informs me that we have a new woman-run neighborhood sex shop. Jesus loves me and wants me to have a happy Valentine's day.
The worst part is there are all kinds of happy creatures out here like fucking snow white and i'm sitting in semi-dead grass, hungover with a burnt butt
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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