What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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