Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you have to give me like a days notice for these kinds of things, you cant just call at 9 am and expect me to be sober
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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