the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
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