marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
She was purple for Halloween. She literally spray-painted herself purple and called it a costume. It won't come off.
Today has been like a snow day for your boobs. No rules, just doing whatever they want.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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