This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
This is a great bar, except you can't even randomly burst into song without them assuming you're drunk and cutting you off.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
If you have been drunk at one point during the day and are going to bed sober that same day, something is very wrong.
Randomize
