Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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