The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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