she kept yelling 'call me bella'
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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