I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
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