No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
She was wasted. Kept yelling "what if I'm pregnant" and trying to push me into the tree. First and last time I bring a girl to my family christmas party.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
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