New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
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